Holiday Sex Toy Fairy Godmother

As I've mentioned here--and okay here too--I get a lot of sex toys and there are only so many I personally can have sex with. (I'm JUST ONE WOMAN, man.)

I'd like to share the wealth with your ass, or whatever.

Here's what I've got going on:

--vibrating prostate toys
--various arousal gels from pleasantly tingly to "am I being injured?"
--Kegel training set
--lubes and toy cleaners
--beginner butt plugs
--curly intermediate butt plugs
--some vibrators for the wimmens
--cock ring
--vibrating cock ring
--nipple/clit clamps that could possibly be hurty (this is their asset)
--remote control vibe
-- a few couples vibrators
--toys that specialize in various clit suckery
--delay spray for penises to reduce sensitivity
--a stroker that looks like a pussy (secret hiding place not included)

I can send you something specific or you can tell me what you're into and I can put a box together and ship it Priority Mail.  However, you are in charge of paying for shipping and giving me a wildly generous tip for driving my ass to the post office so I don't silently resent you, as is my way. You can email me for more details, if you want butt plug specs or something in private. 

Also, and this is entirely off topic, the photo above is from the Cottingley Fairy Hoax, when two girls in England took pictures of themselves supposedly with fairies in 1917. Despite (or perhaps because of) the weight of popular attention and very serious photographic analysis by grown-ups of the time, the girls stuck with their story until 1983.

xoxo
jill

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